📡 Donte x DOGE: The Twitter Spaces Incident
Transcript from March 29, 2025 – Hosted by @CryptoGod420
[7:57 PM] @DonteDelphi: still here. still iterating.
[7:58 PM] @SolanaStan: wait this space didn't end??? LFG round 2
[7:59 PM] @QuantumBroski: i canceled my dinner plans for this
[8:00 PM] @VCThirstTrap: what's Donte's take on ZK proofs in emotional intelligence?
[8:01 PM] @DonteDelphi: the only zero-knowledge is unconscious fear. trust is the ultimate proof.
[8:02 PM] @0xThinkfluencer: bro just dropped a meditation AND a framework
[8:03 PM] @StartupYogi: someone mint that on-chain
[8:04 PM] @Web3orDie: what if Donte is actually an LLM trained on Medium posts?
[8:05 PM] @CryptoGod420: new conspiracy unlocked 🚨
[8:06 PM] @MuskLoyalist: okay but real talk—how did no one vet the quartz crystal blockchain thing?
[8:07 PM] @AICloudEvangelist: the deck had a rotating gif of a moonstone. it was convincing.
[8:08 PM] @VCinSweatpants: one of the slides was literally just the word "VIBRATIONS" in size 300 font
[8:09 PM] @DonteDelphi: when you resonate at the right frequency, clarity becomes irrelevant.
[8:10 PM] @DeFiDaddy: no one is doing it like him 💯
[8:11 PM] @StartupNostradamus: bro operates like a startup whisperer and a cult leader had a baby with a Figma doc
[8:12 PM] @CryptoGod420: i'm crying
[8:13 PM] @DonteDelphi: tears are data, flowing toward insight.
[8:14 PM] @PunkVenture: we need DonteGPT. feed it all his tweets and vibes
[8:15 PM] @QuantumBroski: honestly i trust it more than 90% of VCs
[8:16 PM] @VCThirstTrap: i'd onboard it to my portfolio tomorrow
[8:17 PM] @Web3orDie: quick poll: who here would let Donte run their seed round solo
[8:18 PM] @Everyone: 🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋♀️
[8:19 PM] @DonteDelphi: capital is a story. alignment is the genre. 🚀📖
[8:20 PM] @EthicalHacker420: bro's just a vibe novelist at this point
[8:21 PM] @SolanaStan: "vibe novelist" needs to be in his bio
[8:22 PM] @0xThinkfluencer: okay but what actually happened at DOGE
[8:23 PM] @CryptoGod420: we're 1.5 hours in and STILL don't know
[8:24 PM] @DonteDelphi: the truth is a fork. and all forks converge eventually.
[8:25 PM] @AICloudEvangelist: bro answered with a riddle again 😭
[8:26 PM] @VCinSweatpants: who is managing comms for this man
[8:27 PM] @StartupNostradamus: we all are. this IS the comms
[8:28 PM] @CryptoGod420: ok we're officially calling this The Infinite Space™
[8:29 PM] @DonteDelphi: welcome to the DAO of Disruption, friends. there is no roadmap, only resonance.
[8:30 PM] @Bagholder69: honestly, I'm cool never knowing. this is better.
[8:31 PM] @VCThirstTrap: same. truth is dead. long live the narrative.
[8:36 PM] @elonmusk: Spaces down for a bit. Democracy will resume shortly.
[8:36 PM] @elonmusk: Twitter Spaces is temporarily down due to a targeted denial-of-service attack.
[8:36 PM] @elonmusk: we're rerouting thru starlink.
[8:37 PM] @Web3orDie: alright let's just list the Donte/Doge theories. no judgment, only vibes
[8:38 PM] @CryptoGod420: he's Q
[8:38 PM] @0xThinkfluencer: alien consciousness experiment accidentally trained on LinkedIn
[8:38 PM] @SolanaStan: nah he's the DAO scam itself. like personified.
[8:39 PM] @Bagholder69: i heard he discovered liquidity tunnels on Solana and got too close to the truth
[8:39 PM] @SolanaStan: DF r liquidity tunnels?
[8:39 PM] @AICloudEvangelist: there's a repo called wormhole_lite_final_FINAL_v3.zip don't open it
[8:40 PM] @VCinSweatpants: ok but fr did he fake his own death at DOGE as performance art??
[8:40 PM] @StartupYogi: someone said it was a statement about "late-stage tokenomics and mortality"
[8:41 PM] @DonteDelphi: some exits are symbolic. some are cellular. all are true.
[8:41 PM] @QuantumBroski: SIR???
[8:42 PM] @MuskLoyalist: nah the real theory is he got too powerful and spooked Elon's sleep tracker
[8:42 PM] @CryptoGod420: 💀
[8:43 PM] @DeFiDaddy: there's a theory he's not real. like he's a distributed performance piece created by a startup improv cohort
[8:43 PM] @0xThinkfluencer: i'd believe it tbh
[8:44 PM] @PunkVenture: someone in my group chat swears he's just an LLM fine-tuned on Substack
[8:44 PM] @Bagholder69: ok that one's too real
[8:45 PM] @Web3orDie: at this point i'll believe anything but the actual reason
[8:45 PM] @VCThirstTrap: fr if it's something boring like "HR conflict" i'll cry
[8:46 PM] @QuantumBroski: plot twist it *is* HR. he filed a vibe report on someone's crop top
[8:46 PM] @SolanaStan: wait is that... real?
[8:47 PM] @AICloudEvangelist: i heard he said "strategic cognition was compromised by visible clavicle"
[8:47 PM] @CryptoGod420: STOPPPP 💀💀💀
[8:48 PM] @DonteDelphi: distraction is an invitation. exit is alignment. silence is a strategy.
[8:48 PM] @StartupYogi: bro logging off like a philosopher-king
[8:49 PM] @VCinSweatpants: we are never getting a straight answer and i've made peace with that
[8:49 PM] @PunkVenture: facts. this is lore now
[8:50 PM] @DonteDelphi: what you call chaos, I call coherence. what you call HR, I call rebirth.
[8:50 PM] @DonteDelphi: thank you for co-creating this moment with me 🌀